Shorter Adam Pagnucco to Kathleen Matthews: hereâ€™s all the reasons why your campaign for Congress sucks. You know what would really help? Support meeeee!
Thatâ€™s some quality persuasion right there. Dale Carnegie would be proud.
But even apart from the “insult her, then suggest she support you” problem, the advice is terrible. Already subject to criticism, as Iâ€™ve pointed out, for being a “corporate shill and an out of touch rich white woman,” Adam thinks Matthews should run on making it easier to pick up a case of Chardonnay and enriching private liquor interests? Yeah, thatâ€™ll go over really well.
Iâ€™m sure the Matthews folksâ€™ll be getting back to Adam any day now.