Hot off the presses, ladies and gentlemen! The newest contestant in the “Who Wants To Be A Congressman?” sweepstakes has a walk piece, and today one of my wily agents of deception was able to procure me a copy. For a guy who just got in the race, it’s a nicely put together piece of campaign literature, although using the exact same words on the front as on the back might not have been the best idea. For your reading pleasure.