John McCain Just Found His Balls

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After having every last shred of his dignity stripped away by Donald Trump yet still forced by electoral necessity to grovel before the vulgar talking yam, John McCain found his balls today. They’re withered and useless, but by God, they’re his again. Yay?

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) joined the cavalcade of Republicans withdrawing their support for GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump in the wake of Friday’s revelation that the businessman and reality TV star discussed aggressive sexual behavior toward women.

McCain, the party’s 2008 presidential nominee, became the most senior Republican so far to abandon Trump amid the biggest political crisis of his presidential candidacy. The party fears that Trump’s toxicity, particularly among female voters, could hurt the entire GOP ballot.

“There are no excuses for Donald Trump’s offensive and demeaning comments in the just released video; no woman should ever be victimized by this kind of inappropriate behavior. He alone bears the burden of his conduct and alone should suffer the consequences,” McCain said in a statement.

This is all so much self-interested ass covering. Everyone knew who Donald Trump was. Acting all shocked now that audio has been uncovered of him actually saying what we all knew he thought is hypocrisy of the highest order.

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