The Virus Rages Unchecked

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Donald Trump is counting on me. For the second time today, he’s telling me so. I think I need some antibiotics, stat.

Oooh, a “special message” from Little Donnie. I can hardly wait to not watch it. In fact, I think I’ll continue to not watch it, like, FOREVER. The enjoyment of not watching it WILL NEVER END.

Burning question (yes, we get it, antibiotics, burning. Don’t quit your day job, pal). How many more emails will “jonathan” get before midnight? I’ll set the over/under at 5. Takers?

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