Grifting Like It’s Never Been Done Before

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As of May 31, Donald Trump’s presidential campaign has less than $1.3 million cash on hand, and has over $45 million in outstanding debts and obligations. Insolvent doesn’t even begin to describe this situation. You think I’m kidding? See for yourself. I even took a picture.


Ah, but here’s the trick for you rubes out there – the $45 million is owed to Donald Trump, who is also billing insane amounts in rent and catering for the campaign. So before the campaign actually gets to spend any money, the Vulgar Talking Yam must be repaid the $45 mil, all the while continuing to bill outrageous sums to the campaign. I’m sure there’s a bunch of GOP donors out there who want to play the role of the sucker in this grift. Seems only fitting.

Many hilarious comments and helpful insights here, for which a tip o’ the porkpie hat is definitely in order.

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